Kent Council Council elections May 7th 2009 |
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If elected he will work on behalf of the electorate, his main policies are: To put a funnel over Houses of Parliament to capture all the hot air and turn it into energy. To fit funnels to the rear of cattle and sheep and convert all the defecated energy into power. Arrange for all the rubbish to be collected and taken to power stations to be converted into energy. Fit all cars with BLACK headlights so that they do not blind oncoming motorist. Link the maximum cc of the car's engine to the car driver's intellect. He will also support the nationalisation of the rail industry and the return of the "Fat Controller" to improve reliability. Give teachers a free lunch and dinner each day this will enable them to grow and reduce the teacher shortage. Tax free fuel for Motor Cycles To remove all runways from airports, replacing them with a catapult to aid take off and for landing two giant hands that will catch the plane in mid-flight and gently lower it to earth. To allow all pubs to stage live music, providing that the noise does not inconvenience the neighbours. Return all our brave soldiers from Iraq and Afghanistan home. So they can be used for rebuild the country and training the youth. Implementing the words of Steppenwolf's Suicide track: Encourage all people to be friendly with their neighbours. Support the Loony Party policies especially where it aids the local electorate. Give full support to the LOONITED NATIONS. |
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| To email SHEIKH MIHAND he is always pleased to hear your ideas and offers of help. | |
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Why I should vote LOONY
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| This site is written by
Jackie Davidson
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